Since being laid off the week before Christmas, I've had a lot of time on my hands to ponder life's big questions. Questions like, "How has Barak Obama tricked all those people into thinking that he will solve all their problems?" and "What were they smoking (or drinking?) when they voted for Obama / Biden?" Finally, after several weeks of deep thought, I have arrived at an answer: Obamade! Obamade restores the electrolytes essential for the feelings of hope and patriotism that may have been depleted by "divisive policy" and "fear mongering". Obamade inspires people to get out there and make a difference with higher than ever levels of Vitamin Change! Obamade is available for a small donation to ACORN, or FREE if you trade in 2 handguns or an assault rifle at time of purchase. Obamade is low in fat and easy to make - Just water down with campaign promises! Obamade - "Oh Yeah We Can!" *Users of Obamade may experience the following side-effects: Ringing in the ears, bleeding heart, uncontrollable liberal psycho-babble, the strong and frequent urge to buy Hillary's next book, incontinence, lapse of judgement, fainting spells at tax time, bursting out singing "La Marseillaise", loss of conception regarding personal responsibility and personal property, loss of ability to dissent, loss of valuation of human life, seizures, scurvy and Death of the American Way. Always consult your Community Organizer before beginning an Obamade regimen. Obamade might not be for everyone, but try to force it on your friends and neighbors anyway. Not available for sale in TX, AK or MT. I hope this clears things up for you. | 
